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He’s known as the Beast from the North East and he didn’t get the nickname for nothing. Martin’s got a dick like a python and smokes like a Durham brick factory. He’s most at home in tracksuit, baseball cap and trainers. Proud to call himself a ‘chav lad’, you won’t find this scally down the gym. You might catch him smoking cigs ‘round the back of the off licence on his local estate. Martin’s known for being a bit rough. He gets a buzz from blokes sucking on his massive meat. There’s no gentle persuasion with this Geordie bloke. He grabs boys by the back of the head, getting ‘em to suck ‘til their eyes water and their throat’s a swollen mess. He’s no stranger to crime, but he’ll stick up for mates if someone tries to rip them off.